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I was so drunk

Whoever did this is not going to heaven

Had a great time celebrating my friend Stacey Jordan’s birthday last night

Jajajajajajaja have a shot or ask to join

I should’ve lmao

This couple next to my hotel room is having sex so loud it’s making me angry

kawahbunga:

I’m happy to be alone.

Sometimes I am, sometimes I’m not

I really do

nombredeguerra:

fischotterchen:


OH MY GOSH HE ASKED FOR A HUG AND HIS BUDDY CAME RUNNING IM GONNA CRY


awww

nombredeguerra:

fischotterchen:

OH MY GOSH HE ASKED FOR A HUG AND HIS BUDDY CAME RUNNING IM GONNA CRY

awww

straight boy problem #72

vinylspinner:

not being able jack off because you’d be touching a dick and that’s gay

Who wrote this shit?

(via sickening-hurts)

deviatedanddope:

olisaurusrex:

Terry Crews ain’t here for Hollywood bullshit

Shit, me neither.

(via mydamnblogposts)